{"product_id":"i-d-rather-be-at-church-hat","title":"I'd Rather Be At Church Richardson 112 trucker hat black and gray","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'd Rather Be at Church Hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people count down to happy hour. You count down to Sunday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hat is for the folks who aren't ashamed to say it out loud: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I'd Rather Be at Church.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Whether you're stuck in traffic, sitting through another pointless meeting, standing in the world's longest checkout line, or pretending to enjoy small talk, this hat says exactly what you're thinking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's simple. It's bold. And yes... it might start a few conversations. (Mission accomplished.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for church, errands, ball games, coffee runs, or anywhere people need a friendly reminder that your favorite place isn't the couch—it's the pew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e May cause random smiles, fist bumps from fellow believers, and unsolicited \"Amen!\"s from complete strangers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it proudly. Stay humble. And if someone asks if you're serious...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTell them, \"I'd rather be at church.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Double Time Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50987177836791,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/4843\/0071\/files\/FullSizeRender_f5626008-fd2a-4917-9ab8-b003b05a7319.heic?v=1785437436","url":"https:\/\/doubletimemerch.com\/products\/i-d-rather-be-at-church-hat","provider":"Double Time Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}